Having failed to leave the city last night we spent most of today searching for a different way out. First we went to a different bus company, the JR buses, and talked to them. After having been told twice by the person helping us that bikes would be fine we pushed her once more to confirm. She made a call, then came back saying – actually no, they weren’t allowed. Knowing it would be just our luck that the same dude (or kind of dude) who was working at the bus last night would be working for this one tonight, we went in search of a safer option.

The local trains, we learned, would have 8 transfers, take 9 hours and cost 8000 yen (about $80) each. The shinkansen route would mean getting on at a station about 10km away, take two hours to Shin Yokohama, then there would be several transfers to get down to Kamakura and cost 13,000 yen ($130) each. The rent-a-car agency we went to told us we could rent a car and drive it to tokyo, then leave it there- but pre gas and toll roads, the car would cost about 40,000 yen ($400)- since we were not bringing it back to Osaka.

Starving, we had been walking all over the city but hadnt eaten lunch and it was about 2pm, we headed into a big department store in search of food. On the top floor they were having a “Hokkaido Food Fair” so we amused ourselves walking around looking at the brands that were so familiar to us. There was even a Muroran stand serving yakitori! I wanted to ask the lady manning the stand if she was from Muroran, but the line for yakitori was pretty long.

We went to an Okonomiyaki place for lunch – it is an osaka specialty and we hadnt had it yet. Over lunch we decided the shinkansen would be the best option, but we would need to catch a mid-day train at least, since we didnt want to arrive in kamakura in the middle of the night. Plus we would need time to properly pack up the bikes, with a few transfers at the end of the trip we wanted the bags to be as easy as possible to carry. So we made a new plan -tomorrow we would get up, rebuild the bikes, pack everything onto them, bike the 10km to shin- osaka station, there take apart the bikes completely getting them down to the smallest size possible and securing them with bubble wrap and tape, then buy a ticket and board the next train, and head to Kamakura.

Liam was back when we got home, so we hung out with him for a bit, telling him of our plan. For dinner that night we did yakiniku (grilled meat) with Liam, Hiromi, Brad and Brad’s girlfriend (whose name I somehow totally missed). A lowkey final eve in Osaka (we hope).

First of all we need to apologies for lack of posts. As our trip is winding down, we are entering the phase that we have planned very little for. Most of it we just figured would work itself out. Well, it is working itself out but the mystery of each step and the wish to check off the last few “Things to Do While In Japan” items on our list while doing so has left us with very little free time to write and keep you all updated. So these next couple days will be short and to the point.

On October 26th, Meghan and I spent a good bit of the day lazing about and preparing our bags for the upcoming trip to Tokyo. Since Hiromi had the day off of work, we watched another one of the movies we bought in Korea and then continued to make sure our things were in order. Then we bought our but tickets – two on the overnight bus from Osaka to Tokyo with the Willer Bus Company.

Once Liam got back from work, we all decided to share the last couple beers from the fridge and head out to dinner. We marched out onto busy Route 30 and headed to a little restaurant right next to the drunken pig themed bar we had been to the first night. This restaurant, an izakaya or Japanese style pub, had a different theme however: baby strippers. As in, babies who strip. Not regular live babies – don’t work. The stripper babies were modeled after the 3D Dancing Babies of a while back. Now that I write this, I believe I mentioned it a couple days ago. Well, here are some pictures. And his dance moves are awesome.

After eating some delicious fried things on sticks, we headed to the bike garage, checked out our bikes and began ferrying all of our bags from Liam and Hiromi’s 5th floor apartment down to the ground floor. With bikes and bags together again, we hurried down to the main road to meet the bus.

When we finally arrived at the bus stop, we were met by a tall, lean representative of the Willer Bus Company wearing a too-small suit, tiny red apron and a hell of an attitude. Right away, he let us know that we were not allowed to take our bikes on the bus. We knew this. You can’t ever take bikes on buses and train – unless they are wrapped up in a special bag as we always do. We told him not to worry. That the bikes would become quite small. He persisted: no matter what size the bikes became, the bus would not accept the bicycles. We ignored him, wrapped up our bikes and placed them in the underside storage of the bus as he checked in other people riding the bus.

After a bit, he returned to us and told us he would not allow the bus to leave unless the bikes and bags were removed. We continued to tell him that it wasn’t a problem – that the bikes were the same size as moderately large air-travel luggage. (We even asked the bus driver and luggage handler what they thought and they seemed to agree with us that not only were the bags ok to travel but that there was plenty of room under the bus – SINCE IT WAS EMPTY.) No go. We told him we would buy another ticket for the larger luggage. No go. Then I asked for the phone number for his manager, called him up, and was essentially told that as long as we didn’t hold the company responsible for damages to our bikes, they could ride. He asked to talk to his manager on my phone, hung it up, handed it back to me, and said, “This bus willl not leave with those bikes. You’re making the rest of the bus riders angry.” The bus’ departure time came and went. Finally, 10 minutes after the bus was supposed to leave, I quickly removed all the luggage and Meghan, in an English rage fueled by the guy’s awful attitude, the rain and possibly a couple beers, exploded at him. The bus left, Meghan’s rage subsided, I casually tore into him a bit in Japanese and he left.

Wonderful people that they are, Liam and Hiromi stood by us during the encounter and even helped us to haul our incredibly heavy bags and wrapped-up bikes back to their place where we grumbled about the guy in the red apron and found out that, indeed, there was no mention of a restriction on bikes on their website. Very grumpy, we went to sleep; not knowing how we would get to Tokyo.

We have encountered so much kindness during this trip. So many people have helped us out, slightly bent the rules for us, or let us slide in situations simply because we were kind to them and they were excited by our travels. Only a few times, very few times, did we encounter people like the guy from Willer Bus Company – people that just woke up on the wrong side of the bed and seemed to want to make things as difficult as is physically possible. Thankfully, and I’m certain it’s this way throughout most of the world, people like him are the exception as opposed to the rule.

At 8:30 my phone roused me with a tune that I only like when it doesnt ring early in the morning. I looked down at the name glowing on the screen and remembered my excited pleas last night that Dustin to take me with him on his outings today. He had warned me it would be early, I had told him to call me a half an hour before we would meet to check in. I sat up, the room didnt spin, so I confirmed the meeting and hopped in the shower. Christophe, who had also been quite adamant that he would too come out this morning, was not leaving the couch – so I kissed him goodbye and headed for the train station.

Christophe and I have a bad habit of not going anywhere in the cities where we have friends to stay with – other then the places those friends take us. When we were in Matsue, Dustin had dragged us out of the house every afternoon, but we had only gone out once without him. So it was, that in Osaka Dustin was still getting me out of the house (and not to the local mall or bar).

Dustin is doing a 33 temple pilgrimage (slowly) to 33 temples in the Kansai area that have Kannon statues (a certain kind of Buddha statue). Today he hoped to get to a few of those that were in the Osaka area. The first one, Fuji dera, was only a 30 minute ride on the Kintestu line (a privet rail line) and so we met at the train.

The ride was nice, working our way out of the city into what I will call ‘densely populated farmland’. On the train we sat across from a crew of 5 elementary school boys. After watching them junken (rock paper scissors) to decide which one would speak to us (the boy who lost this game stared at his hand as if it had betrayed him to the devil) we struck up a conversation. The boys, it seemed, were heading out to pick mikans (clementines). I suppose living in the mostly treeless city of Osaka, fruit picking in the countryside is a popular event for young kids – these were not the only mikan gatherers we would meet on the trains. The group of students readily accessed their English lessons, each introducing themselves to us.

“I am Hiroki”, “I am Keisuke”, “I am Satoru”, they went down the line til the last… “I am Alex”.

Spoken flawlessly Dustin and I both cracked up – “Alex” was clearly the main character from whatever English text they use at school.

The ride continued in that vein, with “I am the terminator” coming over to join the group and offer a string of American pop culture words – “He is shrek, he is Bill Clinton, he is Obama, he is Mike Labowski, He is MacDonald’s…”. When we arrived at our stop we waved goodbye to the young Osaka boys, who hollered back at us “see you!” in true Japanese school child fashion.

The temple, Fuji dera, is so named because of the large number of fuji trees (wisteria I believe) that grow in its compound. Sadly, the flowers aren’t in bloom right now, but it was still a striking temple area with a few well placed pine trees, board stone walks, and several large statues scattered about the grounds. The Kannon statue was not open for view today, so we continued to the next temple.

It turned out the next temple was actually in Nara – up a rather windy mountain which happily had a very convenient bus running up and down it. This complex was huge, with a variety of giant stone sculptures of Buddha scattered about. The leaves were already beginning to change, adding beautiful reds to the scenery from our mountain peak. The main Kannon statue was an old wooden statue that is said to have once given a blind man his sight. The temple is most well known for its efforts in helping the blind (it has sponsored several schools and centers) and the fact that it was the first completely handicap accessible temple in Japan (a feat considering it is running up the top of a mountain. It was a really beautiful temple and we took our time wandering its grounds.

Meanwhile, I am told, Christophe woke up. He then proceeded to make bacon and eggs for our hosts- Liam and Hiromi. About the time that Dustin and I left the temple to begin our journey home, Christophe, Liam and Hiromi were setting out for Osaka Castle grounds where we were all meeting for a picnic. Amazingly Dustin and I didnt arrive too much after them, as they had to stop for supplies and such on the way.

The BBQ was not only our small group, but rather was a group of about 20 foreigners and Japanese English students who all live in Osaka. Many we had met the night before, some we were just meeting now. Always a fan of BBQs we happily joined, and before I knew it someone had placed a cup of Merlot in my hands – I was happy.

After a while Christophe and I went for a walk of the castle grounds, then met up with Dustin to walk him to his train. By the time we were seeing him off it had gotten dark and started raining, so we rolled back to the apartment, arriving just before Hiromi and Liam. We were all pretty tired from the night before. Liam went straight to bed at 9pm, Hiromi, Christophe and I watched the movie Iron Man before passing out.

I woke up to birthday wishes from Meghan. We fixed up some English Muffins and coffee and enjoyed a couple episodes while our hosts were off at work. With our breakfast gone and the Enterprise yet again safe, we started the finishing touches on our costumes for the Halloween/dual birthday party planned for that night. After a couple hours of work, the costumes were complete. We headed out for some lunch -bento lunch boxes and a couple balls of famous Osaka takoyaki; fried balls of batter and octopus. I got myself a little birthday present at Graniph Design and we headed back to meet our hosts.

After a bit of chatting with Liam and Hiromi, we donned our costumes, had a beer and headed out towards Tin’s Hall, the surf bar where two nights previous we had enjoyed burgers. The costume/birthday party was to take place there – alongside more delicious burgers. We arrived to birthday balloons and costumed party goers. The party was quite a good one with a fair number of costumes and a few people who had “forgotten” it was a costume party and were forced to wear some of the “so you thought you could get out of wearing a costume” costumes that we had brought along with us. After burgers and drinks, we jumped a train to Triangle Park near the second event – a Halloween party at a relatively small club.

Triangle Park, and if you’ve been to Osaka you know this well, is an interesting place. A small, well, triangle of concrete seems to attract a crazy variety of people – skaters, goths, punks, foreign business men, college students, hippies. That night, the crowds were out and in the middle stood a pedestal where an arm wrestling competition was going on (they were looking for participants). We people-watched for a bit and I enjoyed a Macadamia ice cream bar. We then headed to the tiny club.

It turned out the club was a rather good size. Some good djs. Some awful. We danced and eventually caught a cab home to hit the Thermarests hard – and pretty early as it was only about 1am. A birthday as good as any other. Thanks Osaka!

This morning was a slow one. We didn’t have much on the schedule so we spent much of the morning catching up on emails alongside toasted English muffins and coffee. Today was to be a day of preparation for the Saturday costume party in honor of Liam and me (Liam’s birthday being the 25th). Neither Meghan nor I had any idea what to do for our costumes but had decided a good way to go about discovering a costume would be to head to a 100yen store (equivalent of a dollar store) and limit ourselves to 500yen (5USD) each. 100yen stores often have tons of kooky stuff so we thought we could save some money and come up with something clever at the same time.

This turned out to be easier said than done. We milled about the 100yen store for some time and were eventually overcome with hunger. “Maybe our hunger is impeding our costume creativity,” one of us considered. We headed to a nearby restaurant to grab some tasty although smallish omurice (ketchup rice wrapped in omelet). Somewhat fed, we headed back to the 100yen store to further consider our options.

A good while later, we emerged victorious and had spent less than anticipated. Meghan was to be a Kindergartner (who, in Japan, wear colored hats and don massive, hard shelled backpacks) and I was to be a Japanese mailbox. Nothing too clever, but still fun. All that was left was to actually build my costume and build Meghan’s backpack. We headed back to Liam and Hiromi’s to begin the workshop.

Cutting and gluing. Measuring and bending. A couple hours later, our costumes were mostly finished and we headed out to meet Brad, another friend of ours who had moved to Osaka at the same time as Liam and Hiromi. From his apartment near Shinsaibashi, we made our way to Slices – a Canadian pizza joint that Brad promised was quite tasty. He was right.

Meghan and my hunger levels have been uncontrollable since we got off the bikes and into Osaka. It’s quite strange. While cycling, we could eat only a couple rice balls and cup noodle in one day, all while cycling almost 80km, and be satisfied. Now, with very little physical activity, we found ourselves almost constantly hungry. Our dinner at Slices saw that hunger reach a disasterous peak. Not only did we both have main dishes, but after we had finished, we ordered a huge pizza slice each! Needless to say, it proved to be too much food but, due to our extreme hunger of the past several days, we inhaled the pizza and, finally, after what seemed like 2 days of constant hunger, we were full. Very full. Thank you Slices. I can now go back to being a human being with a regular appetite.